Miley Cyrus, We're Tired Of the Granny Panties. Here Are Three Full-Coverage Outfits That We Promise Will Still Get People Talking

10/07/2013 at 12:51 PM ET

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By now, Miley Cyrus has made it abundantly clear that she may never wear pants again. The star has amassed a truly impressive collection of retro briefs, high-waisted cutoffs and leotards that all but guarantees that she’ll indefinitely never have to cover her upper thighs.

That’s all well and good; her bod is sick and she can do whatever she wants. Our problem with her refusal to wear pants isn’t that she’s being scandalous, it’s that we’re bored to tears by the repetitiveness of it all. But we get it — she’s young, and as she informed Matt Lauer Monday morning on the Today show, she really wants the attention.

And since our moms taught us that there’s no point in complaining without presenting a solution, we’ve rounded up three wild looks straight from the Paris runways for the star. We guarantee these will fulfill her need for attention without forcing us all to consider her bikini region for the nine millionth time. Check them out below and let us know which one you’d most like to see her in.

RELATED: Vote on more star style in Last Night’s Look!

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First up, a look from Tom Ford that plays into both her love for miniskirts and thigh high boots. Though she’d be covered from head to toe, it would be impossible to wear this look without immediate internet buzz. Next, an Alexander McQueen dress that would turn heads while keeping key bits covered — and certainly, no one could doubt her commitment to physical fitness in a look like this. Finally, a Louis Vuitton number that plays into her love for graphic trompe l’oeil that would raise eyebrows without being completely and totally cringe-worthy.

Are you, too, tired of Cyrus’s outfit choices? Would you like to see her in something like the above (if she must go all-out) or at this point, would you be shocked by a demure sheath and black pumps?

–Alex Apatoff

FILED UNDER: Designers , Fashion , Miley Cyrus
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I’m sorry, are those models women???

maybellineny queen on

Reblogged this on Maybelline Queen.

marziye on

the middle one is truly ugly !

Dr Novi on


chloe on

Girl, stop with the creepers, you are not punk rock.

Guest on

Full coverage? Hardly. Check the definition and look at two of those pictures again. Reminds me of the “one of these things is not like the other” song from Sesame Street. (All 3 are hideous.)

Skiwoman61 on

I am so tired of Miley,period

Diane on

What does “her bod is sick” mean? I’ve never heard that term before. Can we have writers that write for everyone, and not just children? Please?

Diane on

I love how the first tag on the article is “Miley Cyrus no pants”. Guaranteed to get hits, even though she has shorts on here.

Surf City on

It amazes me that someone can have so much money and look so cheap. Even if you have no taste or style, please hire someone to help or shop for you! Miley looks like a cheap drugged streetwalker.

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