Morning LOL: Ryan Lochte's First Foray Into Fragrance

04/25/2013 at 11:32 AM ET

Olympic medalist. Reality show star. Fragrance entrepreneur?

Well, “jeah!” (TM), if the Funny or Die team has anything to say about it!

They filmed a faux commercial for Ryan Lochte’s “Pool Water” eau de toilette … with, well, a little more emphasis on the “toilette” than we’d care to think about.

RELATED: Watch more funny beauty videos in our Beauty Debate series!

If you’re tempted (like we often are) to watch all Ryan Lochte videos on mute (gorgeous guy, not so articulate), we recommend tuning into this one anyway, if only to hear the swimmer attempt to speak some French.

Tell us: What did you think of Ryan Lochte’s “cologne ad?”

–Alex Apatoff

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Sammi on

Can he just go away now? That would be lovely.

GG on

Naming his new fragrance “Pool Water” makes me want to vomit, as I just saw him on one of the entertainment news shows the other night and he admitted to peeing in the pool his whole life!!! YUCK!!!

shiley on

I’d pretty much be delighted if Ryan and his attempts at fame would just go away….


ELC on

I hope he doesn’t leave a sample in each perfume bottle

karlee on

You are an Olympics athlete! You represented team USA why are you lowering your self to fragrance & reality show..UGH


ok – GG, karlee – focus….this is a FUNNY or DIE video. It is a JOKE – he does not have a new fragrance named “pool water”, and he eluded to the fact that he pees in the pool during this clip…that was part of the joke. Ryan Lochte is not my favorite either but sheesh, lighten up, learn to recognize a joke. “Cool Water” by Davidoff is real…”Pool Water” is a take on that…and is a joke!

UnKnown on


the dudes an idiot, he really needs to stick to swimming

katylaroo on

Shiley, best comment ever. LOL thanks for making me laugh.

Ryry on

Excellent swimmer. Too bad he’s such an immature jerk in all other aspects of his life.

Nat on

It’s a joke! He can at least laugh at himself

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